Every December at Christmas time
Find a fairy that talks in rhyme (sometimes)
Get your tickets and mull your Wine
Time for the magic, sparkle, and shine
It’s Panto-Panto-Panto-Pantomime

Every December
Come rain or shine
We all get together
To have a real good time

Let’s go to Fairy Tale Land for the night
Excited to see all the pyros ignite
Hope they don’t set the fairy alight


It wouldn’t be a Christmas without Panto
Woah oh oh oh
To make a little theatre expedition
It’s everybody’s favourite Tradition

It wouldn’t be a Christmas without panto
Woah oh oh oh
A little bit of family time (woo hoo hoo)
It wouldn’t be a Christmas without Pantomime

Hooray’s for the hero (HOORAY!)
The baddie’s so cranky (BOO!)
Dazzling costume changes
For lovely Widow Twankey

83 slaps to the thigh can start to sting
On cables we’re flying
You can’t see the string (you can?)
Hoping the stars don’t crash into the wing!


Oh no it isn’t, Oh yes it is
Cin – de - rel –la

Oh no it isn’t, Oh yes it is
Pe – ter Pa - an

Oh no it isn’t, Oh yes it is
Slee – ping Beau – ty

Oh no it isn’t, Oh yes it is
All the o-thers

Oh no it isn’t, Oh yes it is
Cin – de - rel –la
He’s behind you

Oh no it isn’t, Oh yes it is
Pe – ter Pa - an
He’s behind you

Oh no it isn’t, Oh yes it is
Slee – ping Beau – ty
He’s behind you

Oh no it isn’t, Oh yes it is
All the o-thers
He’s behind you

Let’s go to
Fairy tale land for the night
Excited to see
all the pyros ignite
We hope they don’t the fairy alight

Well, we’ll have to sing it again then, won’t we… woooooooo….

It wouldn’t be a Christmas without Panto
Woah oh oh oh
We’re gonna have a ball, There’ll be fun and laughter
With a guaranteed happy ever after

It wouldn’t be a Christmas without Panto
Woah oh oh oh
A little bit of family time (woo hoo hoo)
It wouldn’t be a Christmas without Pantomime

I got my Christmas Pants on for the Pantomime

It wouldn’t be a Christmas without Pantomime